The Fumbler
The 1/4 of the group that knows about art and fancy crap most guys try years to forget. He also has a completely natural ability to find a pot hole in a 1 acre piece of land and trip in it. And for the life of us, we’ve never seen a piece of clothing he has that doesn’t have a droplet or splatter of food or drink.

Sir Slur
Yes folks, if it’s been said, it’s been slured by him. The man that prides himself on being able to murder the English language with a single sentence [or word if he's really on a role]. He’s probably been thrown out of more bars for talking drunk than being drunk. If you’re looking for a strong opinion and facts to back it up, Sir Slur has it.

[The] Missing Link
If there ever was a conversation this man has a link for it. If there’s a question, query, inclination of curiosity, this man has a website to link to to get you going in the right direction. He’s on the edge of his keyboard every night to prove no one is going to have more links to websites than he is. He’s the 1/4 that is really going to be a link-boom to the website.

NapoleonAG
Opinions; he’s got’m. Facts; surely some can be fabricated to support his general idea, but for the most part he’s just wing’n it. But for every negative, there’s a positive. Scouring the web for freeware and absolutely programs that people need in daily life; he likes messin’ with it. Watch out for his sketchy reviews.